Western Civilization: A Simple Definition
May 28, 2025
Western Civilization is apparently very important because we are constantly being warned that it is under assault and must be defended and preserved at all costs.
But what is Western Civilization, exactly?
For those confused, I offer a straight-forward, single-sentence definition:
Western Civilization is a coded moniker designed to evoke the cultural superiority of European-based colonial powers who decreed their melanin deficiency to be a divine marker of virtue and authority which gave them license to dispossess and enslave vulnerable people with darker skin as long as they did so in the name of their Asiatic brown-skinned prophet and savior who paradoxically preached caring for the vulnerable and forsaking wealth which we now know to be “woke” and “communist” (definitely not Western!), so he must have meant something else by that, and same with Plato, Socrates and the Stoics when they promoted the rejection of wealth and communal living, because the Classical Greece philosophers comprise another key pillar of Western Civilization (except for the “woke” stuff) on account of how smart they were, ignoring the fact that the Classical Greeks derided the pale-skinned people to their north and west as mindless barbarians, and that they were influenced by, and had much more in common with (genetics included), the far more advanced civilizations of Asia and Africa, and that it would be “Eastern” Islamic scholars who would largely preserve and greatly expand upon the ideas of the Classical Greek philosophers that the Western priests and scribes of the co-opted (and misinterpreted) Asiatic religion did their best to falsify and suppress because these two pillars of Western Civilization were thought to be inherently at odds with one another which seems like a contradiction but somehow was cleared up during the Age of Enlightenment which was really the Age of “Europe finally catching up to the rest of the world” which provided the European-based colonial powers with the justification and healthy sense of supremacy needed to pursue global domination under the guise of a civilizing mission even though Europe had no concept of personal liberty, representative government, checks and balances, unalienable rights and separation of powers until learning these principles from indigenous people who were savages because they refused to participate in civilized practices such as intensive monoculture and unrestrained deforestation while also refusing to submit themselves to hierarchical organizational structures where the bulk of the people humbly accepted a life of misery to fight, toil and die for the glory and luxury of their kings and overlords for the purpose of becoming a relentless machine to devour the earth and its inhabitants like a cancer, and anyway, these savages couldn’t even stay alive because their ancestors didn’t have the foresight to eat, drink and sleep in close proximity to the feces of their livestock which ingeniously made every European settler an indomitable, if unwitting, biological weapon which really goes to show how God works in mysterious ways to ensure that His favored children maintain the modern “Camelot-slash-Messianic-Jerusalem” which is Western Civilization which should stop apologizing for itself because it created the modern world that everyone is lucky to live in even if homelands have been ravaged, resources expropriated, histories and cultures erased, futures stolen and dignity stripped with every insinuation that certain “kinds” are naturally unworthy of this pinnacle of human excellence, and for those who press as to why, they likely won’t be able to help but notice that worthiness and compatibility mostly happen to correspond to the degree to which someone is considered “White”, or what we now think of as “White”, which we intuitively know is totally a thing and super special even though many nationalities we now think of as White only recently gained membership into Club Whiteness including the Greeks who were thought to be racially degraded because they were darker in complexion than the white marble statues from Classical Greece which Enlightenment thinkers assumed to be literal portrayals of their intellectual heroes and not just an abundantly available material in the nearby hills that was easy to carve, polish and paint, except the original paint had worn off unbeknownst to Anglo-Saxons and Germans—the Whitest of the White—which led them to believe that they—not the actual Greeks—were the real descendants of the Ancient Greeks and therefore the true torchbearers of Western Civilization only for the Greeks to become White once again when U.S. segregation laws and race-based immigration quotas forced White lawmakers to draw the line somewhere to satisfy a binary concept of race which somehow perfectly sums up exactly what Western Civilization is and always has been.
