Make America Cartoonishly Racist Again
America comes to the rescue of white Afrikaners, the benefactors of Apartheid.
May 12, 2025
The U.S. refugee policy has been made officially white supremacist.
Right now, the only people in all the world currently being accepted for refugee status are "Afrikaners in South Africa who are victims of unjust racial discrimination". This wording is directly from Trump's executive order making a lone exception to one of his very first executive orders suspending the U.S. Refugee Admissions Program.
Afrikaners are by very definition South Africans of European descent.
In all the world, there is apparently one group of people being subjected to racial discrimination enough to mobilize the apparatus of the U.S. to rescue them.
And these people just happen to be the white benefactors of Apartheid, one of the most evil, brutal and blatantly racist regimes to have ever existed.
And the reason? Because their ancestors (including parents and grandparents) systematically and violently stole indigenous land for centuries, enacted laws that prohibited black land ownership for 90% of the land (virtually 100% of the productive land), and now the SA gov't is tentatively trying to rectify some of this injustice while still being far more accommodating to white landowners than they deserve.
But these Apartheid crybabies are crying "racism" because they may not be able to consolidate 100% of their ill-gotten gains, and nothing stirs the protective instinct of White America quite like the distress calls of white people not getting their way with people of color.
Nothing could be more on brand.
So for people of color who have fled places such as Central America and Haiti, whose lives are actually at risk in their home countries, and who legally applied for asylum and received Temporary Protected Status (TPS), we will kidnap them in the streets and illegally send them back to the dangerous situations from which they escaped or remit them to an inhumane prison in some other country.
If you are an Afghani who risked your life to help the U.S. Military, we will revoke your TPS and we will send you back into the hands of the Taliban who will almost certainly kill you.
But if you are a white person who stole from people of color and they are trying to get a small portion of that back, then we will not only welcome you with open arms, but we will turn it into a celebratory affair, attended by key Trump Administration officials.
